asktheadoraterrors:

asktheadoraterrors:

askdijondreamer:

Go t)(row yourself into your lusus’s gaping maw, Sollux.

No, you don’t think you will. Honestly, who does that Peixes think she is anyway? Sure, it’s a little fun to mess with her again- okay maybe more than a little fun- but you have…

Funnily enough, everything else is going straight to hell on that computer screen of hers… Except for a Trollian window which suddenly pops up. HUH.

telaryAfrayer [ta] began trolling contumaciousClairvoyant [cc]!

ta: ehehehehe

ta: you know ii really mi22ed you after 2o long!!

ta: ii dont 2uppo2e there are any problem2 ii can help wiith two get you back on the 2cene??

ta: maybe

ta: ju2t gue22ing maybe here for the record

ta: there are 2ome computer problem2 ii could 2mooth out??

ta: eheheheheh

cc: W)(en I’m t)(rough wit)( you

cc: It will be a MIRACL——-E

cc: If the beasts can find your charred, smoking CORPS———E!!!

asktheadoraterrors:

askdijondreamer:

Go t)(row yourself into your lusus’s gaping maw, Sollux.

No, you don’t think you will. Honestly, who does that Peixes think she is anyway? Sure, it’s a little fun to mess with her again- okay maybe more than a little fun- but you have other fish in the sea to fry.

Still, she’s back, so maybe, maybe, you should send her a proper ‘welcome back’ gift. You’re all going to be playing this game together, after all. It might do you some good to actually make positive relations for once. Maybe Peixes- Feferi- FF isn’t that bad. Maybe she’s swell or something.

Who are you even kidding, you’re going to hack to her computer system and try to infest it with viruses.

Suck it, Peixes!!

Now that that little hiccup is out of the way you can get to more important things-

…

Wait what? Your monitor is flashing blue and your icons are disappearing-

SOLLUX!!!

Go t)(row yourself into your lusus’s gaping maw, Sollux.

Remember that time Sollux got you so angry you psychically blew up your keyboard? Yeah, it took you a little longer than you thought to get a new one.

Partly because your lusus would snarl at you whenever you got near your computer, which you took to mean you were grounded for exploding your third keyboard that sweep. But now she seems to have calmed down and you’re back to work!

)(ey, everyone! Did you miss me?

asktheadoraterrors:

====> Sollux: Answer ask

way to 2tun and riidiicule me peiixe2

truly ii am be2ted

however wiill ii recover from thii2 deva2tatiing burn??

well ii gue22 ii can alway2 ju2t kiick back and enjoy tho2e photo2hopped piicture2 of you ii 2umbiited to a blog or eiight 2pread all over the web and let that 2oothe my fragiile ego

ii2n’t iit funny what me22iing around on the iinternet doe2 for a troll2 nerve2??

O8> um

O8> everyfish

O8> i don’t tank this is how we’re supposed to start fins off

Uuuug)(!

Oh-oh, it looks like you just blew up your keyboard. Again. He just makes you so mad sometimes it makes it impossible to control your telekinesis!

asktheadoraterrors:

You can do that!

You are now NEPETA LEIJON, HEIRESS APPARENT.

Not that you tend to go broadcasting that fact. In fact, you kind of wish that you didn’t have fins at all because BEING A SEADWELLER KIND OF SUCKS SOMETIMES. You say that mainly because your blood dictates that when you come of age, you and the current Empress have to DUEL TO THE DEATH. It is a fight you are 99%  certain you would lose, even if you actually bothered to train for that day.

That isn’t to say you are a complete fish out of water when it comes to combat! In fact, considering the kind of dangers which lurk in the oceans of Alternia, one of your favorite things to do is GO FISHING FOR THE MANY VARIETIES OF OCEANIC LIFE. This generally means beating gigantic seamonsters of horrifying proportion with your WHIPKIND and occasionally tearing them to shreds to feed your lusus, depending on how well you and one of your VERY SUPER GOOD FRIENDS have kept her fed.

Your lusus is actually a good part of the reason why you aren’t bothering to fight against the Empress! If the whispers she is constantly leaking into your brain via psychic connection say anything at all about the future, then Alternia is going to turn into nothing but a barren wasteland someday before that sort of confrontation can happen! Maybe a different troll would doubt that kind of heavy prophecy, but you have been raised by an EMISSARY OF THE HORRORTERRORS FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN REMEMBER. This sort of thing is engrained into your head so badly, you don’t think twice about horrific prophecies!

This has made you something of a very bizarre mixture of OPTIMISTIC AND PESSIMISTIC and you’ve been told you can give people mood whiplash, especially as you rarely stop smiling even when you’re giving bad news sometimes. Whoops. At least your strangeness is always appreciated in your favorite hobby, which is ONLINE ROLEPLAYING. It’s less stressful for everyone involved, and you don’t have to worry anyone about being harmed or horribly harming others!

Your trolltag is avitalCaduceator and O8> *your words are always placed after a simple representation of your horrifying lusus’ face!*

asktheadoraterrors:

 Done deal.

You are now SOLLUX CAPTOR.

You are half EXPERT HACKER, with the other half being a MASTER FLARPER, and all of you being PRIME ARROGANT DOUCHEBAG. One of the best things is that this is not just mindless boasting that has nothing to back it up, which drives other people batshit up the belfry, to your utter delight. You really are that good. If you were honest, you would admit that it gets kind of boring sometimes, which terrifies you. Whenever you’re bored or alone, you tend to SINK AND SPIRAL INTO SELF LOATHING.

So you obviously have a lot of hobbies which make sure that you don’t get bored and don’t let other people have a moments rest. As said before, you FLARP a lot, but that is mainly to feed your MONSTROUS AND EASILY AGGRAVATED SCORPIONDAD, so your character is just a thinly veiled representation of yourself and, by extension, your ancestor. Good thing he was a douchebag too. Also, it is an excellent way to feel good about yourself. Nothing says WOW SURE IS GREAT TO BE ALIVE INSTEAD OF DEAD like watching other young trolls be stuffed into your lusus’ maw.

You kind of have issues. Then again, you live on Alternia, so you are perfectly normal on all accounts.

Your real passions lie with technology. It is actually A TRULY THRILLING KIND OF CHALLENGE for you to manipulate technology to make anything you want, and it gives you a rush you can’t describe. Your other passion involves never quite being alone, which basically translates to GETTING UP IN EVERYONE’S BUSINESS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY. To many people, this just plain annoying and they think you are just a nosy asshole who HAS TO KNOW EVERYTHING. That’s fine by you.

Right now, between everything else, you are the one working on some game your other friends found and want to play. What they don’t know is that you are hacking into it and upping the difficulty level to ways they’re MIGHT NOT REALLY BE PREPARED FOR. Oh well. Sucks for them. It’s not like there’s going to be teams or anything, right? Every troll for himself.

Your trolltag is telaryAfrayer and you tend to speak wiith 2omethiing of a lii2p and a focu2 on even number2 when you get re4lly exciited 8y 2omethiing, for better or wor2e.

askstrong8itch:

[[ ===> Be the Artist

Hey guys, sup? This is Bloodswap!Vriska’s design. I took the picture with my mp3 player so the quality isn’t that good. I’ll try to make a better ref. In the meantime, I hope this helps askdijondreamer with the sprite making/editing a little more.

That’s all for now! The ask box is open and ready for questions as well as ‘orders’, if you will. If you want to see Bloodswap!Vriska doing something humiliating or something else, just drop it in the ask box! :D

Ciao! <3 ]] 

((Ahhhh yes! This is a big help! :D)

jadeblooded:

askdijondreamer:

jadeblooded:

askdijondreamer:

jadeblooded:

askdijondreamer:

Because our Karkat player is much more on top of things than most of us, sob.

Thank you, dear! <3

oh pish you’re just saying things

NOPE

jadeblooded:

askdijondreamer:

jadeblooded:

askdijondreamer:

Because our Karkat player is much more on top of things than most of us, sob.

Thank you, dear! <3

oh pish you’re just saying things

NOPE